Rookie Enthusiast Gifts

"First time, is it?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

First past the post.

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

Cloud Hang

'Insurance?'

"Same here. It's my first time too."

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

"This will be your office for now."

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

'These are my rookie cards.'

'You must be new on the force.'

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

Country Pub Walk

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

Man too tall to get into Jockey Club

Rooster Little: "The sky is falling! The sky is — Whoa. Check out the chicken breasts on that hen..."

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

'Decisions, decisions, decisions.'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

Meredith, I'm ho-ome! Mmmm... What're you cookin', Sweetie? Smells delish!

'I'm just a beginner. I want on rod, one reel, one line, one hook, one.....'

The Lone Rooster.

'Yes, I am new to this business! How d'you guess?'