Rookie Entertainer Gifts

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Extreme miming"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Roller Coasters

Pottery Slam

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

A cocktail in a tuba

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

"This way, O' Brien."

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

Ventriloquists dummy

Cloud Hang

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

'When the alarm clock went off this morning, he said 'I'll drink to that.''

"This will be your office for now."

'It's some carol mimers dear.'

'You must be new on the force.'

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.