Rookie Entertainer Pillows

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Extreme miming"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Pottery Slam

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Roller Coasters

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Adult Magician

"This way, O' Brien."

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

A cocktail in a tuba

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

Ventriloquists dummy

Cloud Hang

'When the alarm clock went off this morning, he said 'I'll drink to that.''

'You must be new on the force.'

"This will be your office for now."

"My name is Shirley and I'll be signing 'My Heart Will Go On.'"

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

'It's some carol mimers dear.'

No caption. (Two bird feeders are shown next to each other. One is set up like a bar).

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"