Rookie Adventurer Gifts

'You must be new on the force.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Fly fishing.

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

Floating Dragon

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Snakeboarding.

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Tandem cyclists

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

Astronaut with a fish bowl for a helmet.

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

'I'm bored, too. Want to go out and photobomb people?'

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

'I said, '5-iron'!'