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'You must be new on the force.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Floating Dragon

Fly fishing.

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Snakeboarding.

Tandem cyclists

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

'I'm bored, too. Want to go out and photobomb people?'

Astronaut with a fish bowl for a helmet.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'I said, '5-iron'!'

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.