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'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

An early space launch attempt.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Tourist

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Distilled Elephant

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

'Rudolph, your nose!'

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

Community Bed de Luxe

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

pro and Con.

'We'll just see how silly it seems when we take a bathroom break.'

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

Penguin on skis.