Rookie Angler Gifts

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

'I'm just a beginner. I want on rod, one reel, one line, one hook, one.....'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'He did it for us.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Camp.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Holes

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'You must be new on the force.'

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Arctic fishing

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

Angler Being Lured To A Hook Baited With Beer

Fishing from a Fish

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'