Rocky Road Adventurer Gifts

'Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Route 666.

Car Journey.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Wrong Way.

"Oh shut up."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Are we there yet?'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'Told you so.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.