Rocky Road Adventurer Gifts

'Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Route 666.

Car Journey.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

Wrong Way.

'Are we there yet?'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Oh shut up."

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'Told you so.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"...It's about 11 miles west on Brandon Gap Road, then five miles around Lake Dunmore...or three weeks as the easily distracted crow flies."