Rookie Humor Lover Gifts

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Honk if you love me!"

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"Pass that."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Prison Romance.

Man and woman

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Movies through the decades.

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'