Rookie Humor Lover Gifts

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Honk if you love me!"

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"Pass that."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

Prison Romance.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

Movies through the decades.

Man and woman

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.