Rookie Supporter Gifts

Cloud Hang

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

"She always plays the Rocky theme song after a closing."

"Another double-header."

"Same here. It's my first time too."

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

"This will be your office for now."

'You must be new on the force.'

'These are my rookie cards.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

"First time, is it?"

'Yes, I am new to this business! How d'you guess?'