Rookie Mistake Fan Gifts

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"This way, O' Brien."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Cloud Hang

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

"Same here. It's my first time too."

"She always plays the Rocky theme song after a closing."

Submarine emerges on top of building

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

'You must be new on the force.'

"This will be your office for now."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

This sucks

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

"You must be new to hunting. You just shot out team mascot."

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

"First time, is it?"

'Yes, I am new to this business! How d'you guess?'