Rookie Roadster Gifts

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'Well? Did you pass?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Love by bike

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

Trike lowrider

Boulder Car

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'Sheep happens.'

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

"This will be your office for now."

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

'You must be new on the force.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'