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'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'Well? Did you pass?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Love by bike

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

Trike lowrider

'Sheep happens.'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Boulder Car

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

"This will be your office for now."

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

'You must be new on the force.'

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."