Rookie Hunter Pillows

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"This way, O' Brien."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

Cloud Hang

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

Geology.

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

"This will be your office for now."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

Stylish handknit beanie

'You must be new on the force.'

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

Rookie Mistake

Where's my nephew? I haven't seen Rudy in days. He's in jail. He called me to bail him out, but I just can't. What?! What did he do? Did he steal something? Did he hurt someone? What did my nephew do?! And how could you leave him in jail?! Why didn't you bail him out?! He broke into the mayor's house and rooted around his underwear drawer looking for a rare "Pok

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

"First time, is it?"

'I'm just a beginner. I want on rod, one reel, one line, one hook, one.....'