Rock Hounds Mugs

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Will you be mine?

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Skier flying past mountains

Disease-y Top

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Beware of dog...poop.

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"