Hellfire Enthusiast Gifts

"Are you a platinum card member?"

Woman escapes with cats.

Roasting the Moneybox

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The man who discovered smoke

Creepy Camp Stories.

'Is the fire included?'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Marshmallow Roast

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"First camping trip, Billy?"

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Bath Bonfire

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'