Hellfire Enthusiast Mugs

"Are you a platinum card member?"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Roasting the Moneybox

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Habanero ..."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Flash Cuisine

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The man who discovered smoke

Creepy Camp Stories.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'Is the fire included?'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"First camping trip, Billy?"

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Marshmallow Roast

Bonfire

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'