Eternal Flame Enthusiast Mugs

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Candle Portraits.

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The man who discovered smoke

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Collecting logs

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Dog with chew toy.

Smiley

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

Some make better deals than others.

Collecting wood for the fire.

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"Are you a platinum card member?"