Eternal Flame Enthusiast Prints

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Woman escapes with cats.

Candle Portraits.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The man who discovered smoke

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Collecting logs

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Smiley

Candles In Bed

Dog with chew toy.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

Some make better deals than others.

Collecting wood for the fire.

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."