Hellfire Enthusiasts Gifts

Some make better deals than others.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

The man who discovered smoke

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

Heroes

Collecting logs

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

Smiley

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Studying Fire Behavior

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Dog with chew toy.

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

Collecting wood for the fire.