Sheep Chaser Gifts

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Dog phrenology

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Fricka arrives.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

A day in the life of a dog.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

A (P)ram.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"I'm a baahnana!"