Sheep Chaser Prints

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Dog phrenology

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

A day in the life of a dog.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

A (P)ram.

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"I'm a baahnana!"