Shearer Gifts

'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Just the usual, thanks.

Kiwi Christmas

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"You have to WANT to conquer your fear of shearing, Milton!"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Fleeces for sale

"I rather fancied a few highlights and extentions."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Evidently the new shearer is French.

"Anything for the weekend?"

Woolverine.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I don't know about you, but I hate it when they bring in the French shearers..."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Sheep striptease'.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.