Cattle Hand T-Shirts

'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.'

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"....Don't squat on your spurs in the shower."

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

World of Cow.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Ranch Dressing

'We complete each other...'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Zoom Rodeos

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

“They look like last year’s models.”

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."