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'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"They’re real."

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Get on with it!

A Tumble Cow

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Boomerang cow.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"