Cowhand At Heart T-Shirts

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Dawing your Cellphone

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Tumble Cow

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Moo! OOM!

Children should be seen and not a herd.

Milkin' Impossible

Cheesie Rider

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Wish you were steer!

Cow Kong

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Drawing on the left side of the barn.