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"I made partner!"

'You know, Doc, we always do our own dehornin' and castratin' here, but we thought we'd give you a chance this time.'

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

The world's first riding lawn mower.

'Everybody, but Jake's horse, was glad he'd given up smoking.'

Adios Amoebas

"Ten-Gallon Hat in a One-Gallon Life."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'It's a Sioux blog about their clean air policy,'

Montana Health Food: 'BEEF 'N' BRAN SALOON, breakfast, lunch, dinner.

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Rhinestone Accountant

Dang prairie dogs!

Textas Ranger texting 'Hwdy'.

Cacti that hold up their 'arms' when a gun is pointed at them.

'Head Tonto becomes my faithful companion... Tails it's Leroy.'

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

'Oh, oh! Doc left his twitch again!'

The Showdown: 'I didn't wanna have to shoot ya but my hands are tied.'

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

"Looks like a bad case of Sioux."

And so ends the short and very unsucessful career of Billy the Gunfighting Mime.

Rest Area: Prospectors' Trail

The Career Cowboy

Yee-haw!

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Do you have something more in a quart size?"

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

el doctor

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"This ain't no ordinary footstool, Dusty. That there's the king of the hassocks, all leather and a yard wide! He's proud, powerful proud, but mark my words. Someday soon someone'll catch him. He'll be roped, he'll be broke, and he'll be rid. I'm aimin' to be that someone, Dusty

"Remember, dinner at the Berglunds'."