Cowboy At Heart Pillows

"I made partner!"

'You know, Doc, we always do our own dehornin' and castratin' here, but we thought we'd give you a chance this time.'

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

The world's first riding lawn mower.

'Everybody, but Jake's horse, was glad he'd given up smoking.'

Adios Amoebas

"Ten-Gallon Hat in a One-Gallon Life."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'It's a Sioux blog about their clean air policy,'

Montana Health Food: 'BEEF 'N' BRAN SALOON, breakfast, lunch, dinner.

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Rhinestone Accountant

Dang prairie dogs!

Textas Ranger texting 'Hwdy'.

Cacti that hold up their 'arms' when a gun is pointed at them.

'Head Tonto becomes my faithful companion... Tails it's Leroy.'

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

'Oh, oh! Doc left his twitch again!'

The Showdown: 'I didn't wanna have to shoot ya but my hands are tied.'

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

"Looks like a bad case of Sioux."

And so ends the short and very unsucessful career of Billy the Gunfighting Mime.

Rest Area: Prospectors' Trail

The Career Cowboy

Yee-haw!

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

Cell Phone Dueller

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Do you have something more in a quart size?"

The Lone Ranger in the jewelry store.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

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