Cowboy Spirit Pillows

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

'Karaoke is jus' the best dang ol' thang the Japanese ever invented!'

'Er...No - line dancing! Not lion dancing!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Draw!

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The Not So Wild West

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

The Lawman

Domestic Pardners

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.