Cowboy Spirit Gifts

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

'Karaoke is jus' the best dang ol' thang the Japanese ever invented!'

'Er...No - line dancing! Not lion dancing!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Not So Wild West

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."