Cowboy Culture Gifts

"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."

Noisy neighbours.

"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

'Ever ride before?'

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

Artistic Licence.

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Clint Eastwood,

'I hate harmonica music.'

"That's why I'm breaking ground on a new subdivision."

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Very High Noon

'Eloise! This feller says he's 'a gent named Iris' and wants to talk to us about Texas.'

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

"I know we're desperados, Eli, but we sure aint that desperate!"

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

A Texan pointing a revolver at his own head

Graduation day at Cowboy School

Western Philosophy

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

Federal Bureau of Indian Affairs and Federal Bureau of Cowboy Affairs

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

Cowboy at desk near workboxes: Yep/ Nope.

Things were Running Smooth at Inchworm Town until...

'Gimme something to wash down the taste of trail dust on my balls...'

The boys were delighted, when Jed showed them an old fire eating trick with a flaming arrow.

'The lonesome highway is a jocularity free zone cowboy!'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Shhhh!....Don't fire you'll stampede them."