Cowboy Culture Mugs

"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."

Noisy neighbours.

"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

'I hate harmonica music.'

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Artistic Licence.

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

Very High Noon

'That's the last straw, mister.'

'Gimme something to wash down the taste of trail dust on my balls...'

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

"I know we're desperados, Eli, but we sure aint that desperate!"

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

Cowboy at desk near workboxes: Yep/ Nope.

Things were Running Smooth at Inchworm Town until...

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

The boys were delighted, when Jed showed them an old fire eating trick with a flaming arrow.

'The lonesome highway is a jocularity free zone cowboy!'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Shhhh!....Don't fire you'll stampede them."

"He's from Texas."

"I said back off. . ."

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

Graduation day at Cowboy School

Federal Bureau of Indian Affairs and Federal Bureau of Cowboy Affairs

A Texan pointing a revolver at his own head

Western Philosophy

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'