Cowgirl Spirit Gifts

Girl of the Golden West

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Boomerang cow.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Get on with it!

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Rapunzcow

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Farmer Christmas.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

Domestic Pardners

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

They soon changed their name..

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

The Lawman

Cow Pilot.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"I made partner!"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'