Cowgirl Gifts

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'The circle is complete!'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"They're comfortable."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Cow Blue Arrows

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'