Cowgirl Pillows

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"They're comfortable."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Cow Blue Arrows

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Cow's straw

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Slinky Cow World