Cowgirl At Heart Pillows

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Boomerang cow.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Get on with it!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Rapunzcow

Farmer Christmas.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Cow Pilot.

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

They soon changed their name..

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"I made partner!"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'I need you to cheer up the investors.'

Methane Emissions

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

Cow outboard engine

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."