Cowgirl At Heart Gifts

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Boomerang cow.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Get on with it!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Rapunzcow

Farmer Christmas.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Cow Pilot.

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

They soon changed their name..

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

"I made partner!"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'I need you to cheer up the investors.'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Cow outboard engine