Cowgirl Themes Gifts

Girl of the Golden West

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Boomerang cow.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Get on with it!

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Rapunzcow

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"You're famous, Angus."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

The Not So Wild West

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Farmer Christmas.

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

The Lawman

Cow Pilot.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!