Cowgirl Themes Gifts

Girl of the Golden West

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Get on with it!

Boomerang cow.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Rapunzcow

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"You're famous, Angus."

The Not So Wild West

Farmer Christmas.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

The Lawman

They soon changed their name..

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."