Cowgirl Wannabes Gifts

"We should try that some time."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

The Runaway Horse

New Guy.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Kamikaze Colour

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Cow duel.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I made partner!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

GLOO!

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

The modern sheriff.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."