Cowgirl Wannabes Mugs

"We should try that some time."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

The Runaway Horse

New Guy.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Kamikaze Colour

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Cow duel.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"I made partner!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

GLOO!

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

The modern sheriff.

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Things we need to acknowledge