Cowboy Wannabes Mugs

The modern sheriff.

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

New Guy.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Young Gums

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Cow duel.

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Domestic Pardners

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"I made partner!"

Sheriff.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Cowboy