Wannabe Cowboy Mugs

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

"Face it, Earl, ee're dogfoodboys."

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

The Runaway Horse

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Cow duel.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

As Seen On TV

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

The modern sheriff.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

'Hey you take that outside.'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"Being a cowboy's horse was not that glamorous: they ate a lot of baked beans and didn't wash very often..."

"Who ARE those guys?"

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.