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The modern sheriff.

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

New Guy.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

The Not So Wild West

Cow duel.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Domestic Pardners

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I made partner!"

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Sheriff.

Cowboy

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'