Cowboy Fanatic Mugs

The Innumerate Seven

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

Western Outfitters.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

The Lawman

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.