Cowboy Lore Gifts

'When I was young I wanted to be a cowboy in a rattlesnake roundup. Fortuately, roundups are now banned here.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"