Cowboy Folklore Gifts

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."