Cowboy Folklore T-Shirts

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"