Little Human Herder T-Shirts

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Rocking Horse

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Education Guidance

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"She does this when she's tired."

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"So...what are you in for?"

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'He's a goatee herder.'

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

"Damn, she's good."

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

"God, I hate cows."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.

"You're a bully."

"Shepherd Herder Hunter Thinker"

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

It's a working vacation.

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'