Little Human Herder Prints

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Rocking Horse

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Education Guidance

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"She does this when she's tired."

"So...what are you in for?"

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

"Damn, she's good."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"God, I hate cows."

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

"Shepherd Herder Hunter Thinker"

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.

"You're a bully."

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

Cat Yoga