Humorous Herder Pillows

Call of the domesticated.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Where's my horse?'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

"God, I hate cows."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

"Ask me about my long face."

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"You're a bully."

"Shepherd Herder Hunter Thinker"